I don't have to shoot from more than two feet. I'm top 50. I've got 23,000 from where I shoot.

Y'all reporters like my quotes, don't you. Yeah, my quotes are Shaqalicious.

You know what's crazy about Yao? He speaks perfect English. A lot of people don't know that. Perfect English. When I was over there, I called him. He's like, 'Whassup big fella?' Perfect English!

Last time I looked at a [pay]check, I said to myself, 'Who the hell is FICA? And when I meet him, I'm going to punch him in the face. Oh my God, FICA is killing me.'

If you got the game, you got the game. That's why Tiger Woods is out there playing golf with Greg Norman.

Get your tickets now. Buy cable now. Get your jerseys now. Pull your boats up to the docking stations now. Bring your Sea-Doos now. If you can't afford a Sea-Doo, get a raft.

I'm not going to try to go out there and outdo him. I don't have to try to outdo him, I'm Shaq.