I don't know their names. Their names have been erased from my memory banks. If I tried to bring 'em back, I'd get shocked.

I'd like to thank everyone who voted for me. And the one guy who didn't vote for me, thank you, too.

That dude scored 8 points in the last 19 seconds, pulled out a miracle win at the Garden. He made me choke on a chicken bone that day. I'm serious.

Look up the word role in the dictionary and you'll see it means playing a part. That's why I call myself a real model.

No one was there. Some teammates, huh? I guess they didn't want to get their lip busted like the gentleman I busted. Sorry for that sir.

You know what's crazy about Yao? He speaks perfect English. A lot of people don't know that. Perfect English. When I was over there, I called him. He's like, 'Whassup big fella?' Perfect English!

My children, every time they ask me for something, I tell them to round their old stuff up.