I'd like to thank everyone who voted for me. And the one guy who didn't vote for me, thank you, too.
Shaquille O'NealThat dude scored 8 points in the last 19 seconds, pulled out a miracle win at the Garden. He made me choke on a chicken bone that day. I'm serious.
Shaquille O'NealLook up the word role in the dictionary and you'll see it means playing a part. That's why I call myself a real model.
Shaquille O'NealNo one was there. Some teammates, huh? I guess they didn't want to get their lip busted like the gentleman I busted. Sorry for that sir.
Shaquille O'Neal