I don't know their names. Their names have been erased from my memory banks. If I tried to bring 'em back, I'd get shocked.

I'm George Bush. I'm the president.

The two top teams with nice weather and nice people were Dallas and Miami. Of course, the Lakers wouldn't want to trade me in the same conference, so Miami was perfect.

Stats don't matter. I care about winning, not stats. If I score 0 points and we win I'm happy. If I score 50, 60 points, break the records, and we lose, I'm pissed off. 'Cause I knew I did something wrong. I'll have a hell of a season if I win the championship and average 20 points a game.

I don't believe in pressure. Pressure is when you don't know where your next meal is coming from.

I'm going back to the old Shaq. I was normal last year - I was an earthling last summer. I had to go back to my alien roots.

I was kind of hoping it was Anna Kournikova.