I don't know their names. Their names have been erased from my memory banks. If I tried to bring 'em back, I'd get shocked.

That is why one day I said my game will be like the Pythagorean Theorem - hard to figure out. A lot of people really don't know the Pythagorean Theory. They don't make them like me anymore. They don't want to make them like that anymore.

Before I became the 'Great Test of the West," I was the 'Beast of the East.'

I told my wife the other day, I'm the Halle Berry of the NBA. Everybody wants this, baby. Everybody wants me.

How can Benedict Arnold be reliable in what he says?

My personal opinion is, how, if you never hung out with somebody, do you know them so well? I never hung out with that dude because the dude is a weirdo.

I think I'm one of the patches of the quilt here, myself and Dwyane.