I don't know their names. Their names have been erased from my memory banks. If I tried to bring 'em back, I'd get shocked.

Afterwards I said Chris Webber was going to leave as a free agent and Sacramento would go back to expansionism.

My personal opinion is, how, if you never hung out with somebody, do you know them so well? I never hung out with that dude because the dude is a weirdo.

My secret? See it, and stay focused on it.

Shaquille O'Neal has always been one to speak the truth.

My sons love LeBron more than they love me. I'm just a little jealous about it.

I feel like Bill Walton - old and shitty.