Me having a beautiful wife and great family and friends around me, all the money I've got, all the things that I've got, a Ferrari that I just ripped the top off of and turned into a convertible, the rings I got, the two mansions on the water, a master's in criminal justice, I'm a cop, plus I look good. So me shooting 40 percent at the foul line is just God's way of saying that nobody's perfect. If I shot 90 percent from the line, it just wouldn't be right.

Opinions are like belly buttons; everybody has one. I never knock a man for his opinion.

I would like to be referred to as 'The Big Aristotle'.

It was a weird game. There was ugly shooting and a lot of turnovers and mistakes, and we were just fortunate to get the win. I should have done better, but it was just a very ugly and weird game... I knew the game was going to be an ugly game when I saw those three guys at the scorer's table. Ugly people call ugly games.

I've read that same formula, but as an athlete I'm classified as phenomenal. You could look it up.

Against Bradley, every time I'm trying to dunk, dunk, dunk.

I'd like to thank everyone who voted for me. And the one guy who didn't vote for me, thank you, too.