Alvin's the coach. We must be the Clippers. And I must be Olowokandi. Nooooo!

You have to foul me to stop me, period.

I think he got an incidental elbow in the face, messed up his pretty red lips a little bit. But other than that he'll be fine.

I'm going to be on a mission. I've handled my personal vendettas and handled them well. Every challenge you put in front of me, I've handled it, dismantled it - ate them, dropped them off in the bathroom and flushed them away.

First person who says that to my face, I'll punch you!

We're focusing on the whole pie, not a slice. A slice is good, but it's not good enough to get you fat. We're trying to get fat.

You like that analogy? That was pretty good?