If I were a painter, you'd be calling me Shaqcasso.
Y'all reporters like my quotes, don't you. Yeah, my quotes are Shaqalicious.
A pinch is a pinch. If you pinch my right nipple, I'm going to say, 'ouch.' If I pinch your right nipple, you're going to say 'ouch.' A foul is a foul and a flagrant is a flagrant.
I just want to keep people entertained.
That was a foul, young lady. You know that was a foul. Don't ask dumb questions.
Excellence is a habit. You are what you repeatedly do.