I'm short and to the point.

That was a foul, young lady. You know that was a foul. Don't ask dumb questions.

The NBA's been around how long? A hundred years? Fifty years? So to change it now, whoever that person is needs his college degree revoked....Whoever did that needs to be fired. It was terrible, a terrible decision. Awful. I might get fined for saying that, but so what?

There's two kinds of dirty - dirty and sewer-dirty. Danny Ferry is sewer-dirty and has been ever since he was at Duke.

I told my wife when I was rolling up, I felt like the president.

A friend tweeted me with 'The Big Freeze.' I don't know about that one. I've got to go home, play around with the kids and figure something out. I'll have one.

I think Bush came back because Colin Powell was there. Hey, I'm the brigadier general, baby.