I'm the master marketer.

I'm always ready for a change. I'm Irish. I'm a leprechaun.

Why don't you bring your face up here and let me punch it? Then you can tell me (if I'm stronger).

A friend tweeted me with 'The Big Freeze.' I don't know about that one. I've got to go home, play around with the kids and figure something out. I'll have one.

They shot the ball well early. What comes out of the microwave hot doesn't always stay hot. I know, because I eat bagels in the morning.

I'm the LCL - the Last Center Left. I've been doing the same things for 13 years, but now they're flopping and falling, and the refs are falling for it, too.

Tell Yao Ming, 'Ching-chong-yang-wah-ah-soh.'