I know how to turn the bad into good always.

I'm probably going to have to go with Kobester. He's an assassin with LeBron coming right after.

Kobe always tried to be a hero. But you know, as the saying goes, a hero ain't nothing but a sandwich.

I'm the LCL - the Last Center Left. I've been doing the same things for 13 years, but now they're flopping and falling, and the refs are falling for it, too.

I blame Riley for my broken thumb, not Matt Geiger. That ain't defense Miami is playing. That's just chopping. I have no idea how his team gets away with it. I guess when you've been in the league 30 years you can do it. Respect, he gets it - he's like John Gotti.

I don't have to shoot from more than two feet. I'm top 50. I've got 23,000 from where I shoot.

I'm getting older. I'm getting sexier. I'm getting meaner. I can still do what I do.