How can Benedict Arnold be reliable in what he says?

I got it, I dove on the floor, he dove on my head and I hit my teeth on the ground. It was just one of my police reactions to get that criminal off me.

Why don't you bring your face up here and let me punch it? Then you can tell me (if I'm stronger).

Some things you just can't question. Like you can't question why two plus two is four. So don't question it, don't try to look it up. I don't know who made it, all I know is it was put in my head that two plus two is four. So certain things happen. Why does it rain? Why am I so sexy? I don't know.

If I were a painter, you'd be calling me Shaqcasso.

I'm a weird big guy. Doing rapping, doing movies. Do a lot of stuff. But always do things the right way.

I just want everyone to know I'm suing Ruben Studdard. He had his hand on my ass and he wouldn't let go.