I never worry about the problem. I worry about the solution.

I think it would be a boring game if everybody was the same, just like it would be boring if you guys asked the same dumb questions.

(The Hack-A-Shaq is) just a way of telling me that you can't stop me. Thank you. I appreciate it.

My personal opinion is, how, if you never hung out with somebody, do you know them so well? I never hung out with that dude because the dude is a weirdo.

Being the best right now doesn't do anything for my feathers.

I'm a very quotatious person.

I ate too many Frosted Flakes. I don't remember what I said last night.