I'm a mama's boy above all.

I know how to turn the bad into good always.

It was a weird game. There was ugly shooting and a lot of turnovers and mistakes, and we were just fortunate to get the win. I should have done better, but it was just a very ugly and weird game... I knew the game was going to be an ugly game when I saw those three guys at the scorer's table. Ugly people call ugly games.

The East is going to be pretty easy for me. The Great Chest of the West becomes the Great Beast of the East.

If I get that thing down there in that area, that's 67% lifetime. If you don't believe me, Google it. I'm on the Internet.

Alvin's the coach. We must be the Clippers. And I must be Olowokandi. Nooooo!

I don't take anything personal. I just have a certain file in my head, so Earthlings must be careful with what they say.