First person who says that to my face, I'll punch you!

The East is going to be pretty easy for me. The Great Chest of the West becomes the Great Beast of the East.

One lucky shot deserves another.

I made a 1,600 minus 800 minus 200 on the SAT, so I'm very intelligent when I speak.

The problem with kids these days is they don't have enough fun stuff to do. When I was stationed with my family in Germany, youth basketball programs gave me something to strive to do my best at.

I'm always ready for a change. I'm Irish. I'm a leprechaun.

I'm a realist. I like to put it in business terms. I ran three different corporations my way and I was successful. But I'm an older guy who is on his way out so they brought me in as a consultant for the new, up-and-coming CEO. I'm here for him.