That was a foul, young lady. You know that was a foul. Don't ask dumb questions.

Talk to the guys that ain't doing nothing, don't talk to me. I just want eight guys out there with me who want to play.

I endorse only products I actually use. Like Wheaties keeps offering me money, but I don't eat Wheaties, so I can't do it. Now, if Rice Krispies or Frosted Flakes offered me a deal, I'd take it right away. Apple Jacks, I'd be on the box in a heartbeat. Apple Shaqs. Yeah.

I don't know their names. Their names have been erased from my memory banks. If I tried to bring 'em back, I'd get shocked.

Pluto is not a planet, but I am.

I'm a weird big guy. Doing rapping, doing movies. Do a lot of stuff. But always do things the right way.

The best quality about Kobe Bryant? You want me to be honest? I don't know. I'll tell you why. I open my arms to everybody. But he never stepped forward for the embrace. So I never really got to know him. I don't know anything about him, and it's kinda sad.