That was a foul, young lady. You know that was a foul. Don't ask dumb questions.

But, hey I did everything the right way and earned my spot in this game, nothing was given to me.

Now, if you're an NBA fan, you know what Vince Carter did. I came up with a line about him: 'Half-man, half-amazing.'

Enunciation, diction, all that stuff. None of that is in my personality.

I just want to say, 'Nice job,' but now let the professional take over. There can only be one me. Uno más me.

I think the new ball is terrible. It's the worst decision some expert, whoever did it, made. It's terrible. It's like touching an exotic dancer and then going and touching a plastic blow-up doll. You know, it feels different.

I had an awful first quarter but I picked it up. To all you single guys out there, it's not how you start the date, it's how you finish it sir. A lot of people can, you know, start the date with flowers and candy, but if you don't finish the date - you know what I mean?