Anyone can win a slam-dunk contest. The real Superman is dead. He was assassinated by Pat Riley. I'm the Big Cactus now and ready to roll again.
Shaquille O'NealWe know what we have to do. I know I have to get up in the morning, put my underwear on first and then put my pants on first. I don't need people to tell me that.
Shaquille O'NealBut you can not compare Yao's stats to mine. You just can't compare it and I am playing everyone one-on-one.
Shaquille O'Neal