When you flop, that's just another message that you don't know how to play me. Stand up and take your medicine like a man.

Some things you just can't question. Like you can't question why two plus two is four. So don't question it, don't try to look it up. I don't know who made it, all I know is it was put in my head that two plus two is four. So certain things happen. Why does it rain? Why am I so sexy? I don't know.

I painted my toenails before Dennis Rodman. One time at training camp, I stubbed my toe and the nail came loose. My mom gave me some toenail hardener, and I painted over it. I scored 40-something points that night, so it became a ritual. Paint my toenails, score 40 points.

Well, Doctor, I don't have the diagnosis on that. I'll be sure to do a physical checkup and get back to you.

I'm still the baddest expletive in the world. Yeah, I'm getting older, but Kareem got older. Hakeem got older. I don't need Earthlings' respect. When it's all said and done, my name will be there and it will be mentioned ... unless you Earthlings try to erase it.

I'm pretty much able to play any style. I'm not here to demand 40 or 50 shots. But I would like 30.

Can I go one day without somebody saying something negative about me?