When you flop, that's just another message that you don't know how to play me. Stand up and take your medicine like a man.

I'm always ready for a change. I'm Irish. I'm a leprechaun.

About strip clubs and athletes. The best way I can explain why a lot of players end up there is because it's one of the safest places a high-profile person can spend time in a boring city.

Anyone can win a slam-dunk contest. The real Superman is dead. He was assassinated by Pat Riley. I'm the Big Cactus now and ready to roll again.

You know, I'm very photogenic.

You gotta fight all the karate guys, and once you kill them off, now you gotta get to the ninjas. Once you get through the ninjas, now you gotta get to the showmen. Now me, I'm the showman of big men.

He is an old glove, but he looked like the old Glove.