If you got the game, you got the game. That's why Tiger Woods is out there playing golf with Greg Norman.

Challenge me. Treat me like a game of checkers and play me. That's all I'm asking, just play me. Treat me like Sega and play me.

The East is going to be pretty easy for me. The Great Chest of the West becomes the Great Beast of the East.

I would like to be referred to as 'The Big Aristotle'.

You know what's crazy about Yao? He speaks perfect English. A lot of people don't know that. Perfect English. When I was over there, I called him. He's like, 'Whassup big fella?' Perfect English!

If I get that thing down there in that area, that's 67% lifetime. If you don't believe me, Google it. I'm on the Internet.

That was a foul, young lady. You know that was a foul. Don't ask dumb questions.