I think I'm the only player who looks at each and every center and says to myself, 'That's barbecued chicken down there.'
Shaquille O'NealSome things you just can't question. Like you can't question why two plus two is four. So don't question it, don't try to look it up. I don't know who made it, all I know is it was put in my head that two plus two is four. So certain things happen. Why does it rain? Why am I so sexy? I don't know.
Shaquille O'Neal