The Big Cactus... because if you come too close, you're gonna get stuck.

If I get that thing down there in that area, that's 67% lifetime. If you don't believe me, Google it. I'm on the Internet.

It's hard to get up for a good high-school team like the Chicago Bulls.

I don't see anybody, in any conference, that can shut me down. Any conference, anywhere in the world.

I average 25 with three guys on me and they are just looking at stats I guess.

I'm not going to try to go out there and outdo him. I don't have to try to outdo him, I'm Shaq.

Every time that I've won a championship I've looked at my guys around me and looked at their work ethic and said 'You know what, I'm going to win it this year. I feel that way now.