Me and Penny are going to be the Kareem and Magic of the '90s.

The East is going to be pretty easy for me. The Great Chest of the West becomes the Great Beast of the East.

Alvin's the coach. We must be the Clippers. And I must be Olowokandi. Nooooo!

I'm one year older, one year sexier - one more, baby. For me, it's all about the bigger picture. We want to win the whole thing. We've got to beat whoever is in our way.

We're going to do it again next year. We'll see you again next year. Yeah, I said it. Yeah, I said it. We will do it again next year.

I'm the NBA's best NFL player, and I've always been the sexiest 7-footer in the NBA - for 12 years running.

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.