I think it's a great city. I think it's a fabulous city. But in my young juvenile days, I was an idiot, and I bought 30 cars. And I need to drive those cars, and New York isn't really the place you can do that.

(The Hack-A-Shaq is) just a way of telling me that you can't stop me. Thank you. I appreciate it.

It means I don't have to charter that big jet for the family.

We want you all to be in shape and look as good as me. Because I will be walking naked on the beach.

When you feed the big dog, it does whatever you tell him to do.

I don't take anything personal. I just have a certain file in my head, so Earthlings must be careful with what they say.

When I was young I was on punishment a lot and I used to watch a lot of TV, and I asked myself a question: 'How come people like Mike? How come they like Magic? How come they like Bird? How come they don't like the big guys?' So I just throw a little bit of what they were doing. You smile, you act crazy and silly. And I think people like me because I'm different. I've always been a class clown type of guy. It comes natural.