I am Superman. And the only thing that can kill Superman is Kryptonite. And Kryptonite doesn't exist.

This really isn't a game we really should be proud of. This game is liking taking your kids to the zoo. You're supposed to take your kids to the zoo. You're a father. So a team like that, we're supposed to beat them like this.

I think I'm the only player who looks at each and every center and says to myself, 'That's barbecued chicken down there.'

Probably a lack of concentration. I always hit them during practice. I just need to concentrate. Even though I should a lousy percentage, I beat a lot of teams from the line. You have to have mechanics. But see, what people don't know about my wrists is my wrists don't go all the way back. My wrists are crooked and don't go all the way back. I've been practicing and working on them. You can't do everything good.

(The Hack-A-Shaq is) just a way of telling me that you can't stop me. Thank you. I appreciate it.

This is my disguise, but it doesn't work.

I just said to myself, 'Damn, I'm a great player.'