I've won at every level, except college and pro.

I don't send messages, I'm not a fax machine

That's sort of a trick question, and I don't have a trick answer. Next question, please. You're not going to get me with that question today, buddy...I'm a veteran at this, buddy. Can't get that with me, buddy. Not today.

That's sort of a trick question, and I don't have a trick answer. Next question, please.

I don't take anything personal. I just have a certain file in my head, so Earthlings must be careful with what they say.

I put a lot into it, and when I am done playing, I plan on going undercover and then being the sheriff or chief of police somewhere, either Miami or Orlando, I don't know yet.

I came here with the perfect chemist's perception. The formula they had was perfect and any added ingredient could make it go bad or worse.