You guys should be ashamed of yourselves. You all should be spanked for this.

He is an old glove, but he looked like the old Glove.

I just want to keep people entertained.

I don't see us having a problem. It's going to be my job to manage the locker room, anyway, so it will work out.

Man, I don't wanna do what all the other guys do. I don't wanna end up in the booth after the games telling you what I think and talking smack about the guys on the floor when they are a lot better than that. I wanna be different. I don't wanna be known as Commentator Shaq. I wanna be a doctor or something good. I wanna be Dr. Shaq, Officer Shaq, Deputy Shaq.

I take it personal when people don't double me. It's against my religion not to double me. It upsets me. It makes me think they're saying to themselves I don't have it anymore.

Look up the word role in the dictionary and you'll see it means playing a part. That's why I call myself a real model.