I think Bush came back because Colin Powell was there. Hey, I'm the brigadier general, baby.

Some of my favorite songs--and I don't know if this is the right terminology--are white-boy classics.

He looks like a woman coach sometimes. I guess he's just trying to get into certain people's heads, but it won't work with me. Like a woman who coaches and cries all the time. He can't get in my head. He's a crybaby.

I'd like to thank everyone who voted for me. And the one guy who didn't vote for me, thank you, too.

I think Bush came back because Colin Powell was there. Hey, I'm the brigadier general, baby.

The two top teams with nice weather and nice people were Dallas and Miami. Of course, the Lakers wouldn't want to trade me in the same conference, so Miami was perfect.

I think he got an incidental elbow in the face, messed up his pretty red lips a little bit. But other than that he'll be fine.