When I get old, I'm going to the old folks' home. I don't want to be one of those guys who's hanging around the house bothering the kids. But not just any old folks' home. I want the whole top floor.

I got into foul trouble, so I really kind of had to play on egg shells from there on out.

Well, Doctor, I don't have the diagnosis on that. I'll be sure to do a physical checkup and get back to you.

As my great friend Aristotle said, 'If you cannot command, you must learn to listen.' I'm not the hierarchy here. I am a worker bee.

They want to beat the Don Dadda. It means, 'The Man.'

That's sort of a trick question, and I don't have a trick answer. Next question, please. You're not going to get me with that question today, buddy...I'm a veteran at this, buddy. Can't get that with me, buddy. Not today.

Most ferocious was Kobe. Fiercest, most competitive, it was Kobe. D Wade is second after that.