Dampier is soft. Quote it, underline it, tape it and send it to him.

I'm a combination of the Terminator and Bambi.

I'm a realist. I like to put it in business terms. I ran three different corporations my way and I was successful. But I'm an older guy who is on his way out so they brought me in as a consultant for the new, up-and-coming CEO. I'm here for him.

I would like to be referred to as 'The Big Aristotle'.

Last time I looked at a [pay]check, I said to myself, 'Who the hell is FICA? And when I meet him, I'm going to punch him in the face. Oh my God, FICA is killing me.'

I don't know their names. Their names have been erased from my memory banks. If I tried to bring 'em back, I'd get shocked.

Every time that I've won a championship I've looked at my guys around me and looked at their work ethic and said 'You know what, I'm going to win it this year. I feel that way now.