You like that analogy? That was pretty good?

I don't know their names. Their names have been erased from my memory banks. If I tried to bring 'em back, I'd get shocked.

When I retire, I'm going after his job. If I don't make sheriff, I'm going after his job. He's not that good. You can quote me on that.

Get away from my house. What do you want?

You know how I be. Last week Kobe couldn't do without me.

In the seven or eight years we were together, we were never together.

He's just intelligent-sort of a nerd, actually. He's the only brother I know who made a 1420 on the SAT. I don't think Chris Dudley did that, and Mr. Smarty Pants went to Yale. Kobe doesn't hang out. He doesn't go to the clubs. He doesn't ride around. He doesn't put rims on his car. He's just him. He's a sophisticated kid. Damn mature for his age.