I'm not a young jitterbug anymore. When I was a young jitterbug, I never won. I didn't start winning until I got older. The older I get, the wiser I get. You just have to play it smart.

This is my disguise, but it doesn't work.

It's his show and I'm just trying to make him look good. If we were the same age there might be a little tension, but I'm on my way out... I am here to serve your every need, King James.

I just want to say, 'Nice job,' but now let the professional take over. There can only be one me. Uno más me.

Tell Yao Ming, 'Ching-chong-yang-wah-ah-soh.'

Everybody talks about being a role model. But if you look up the word 'role' in a dictionary, it describes playing a part. Everything I'm into, it's real to me. There's nothing fake about it.

I'll just have to get it against my favorite team.