I'm going back to the old Shaq. I was normal last year - I was an earthling last summer. I had to go back to my alien roots.

There's no answer for my offense, just like the polythagorean theorem.

I'm a cop, and cops talk. They called me the day he did it, but did you ever hear me say anything about it? I played ball, because that's how I am. I'm true.

It is not about how much money you make. The question is are you educated enough to KEEP it.

We want stuff done right. As long as it's my team, I'll voice my opinion. Yep, it's my team. You media guys might give it to him, like you've given him everything else his whole lifetime, but this is the Diesel's ship. And if we're not right, I'm going to go out there and try to get it right... Just ask Karl and Garywhy they wanted to come here. It was because of one person, not two. One.

Anyone can win a slam-dunk contest. The real Superman is dead. He was assassinated by Pat Riley. I'm the Big Cactus now and ready to roll again.

Talk to the guys that ain't doing nothing, don't talk to me. I just want eight guys out there with me who want to play.