I'm going back to the old Shaq. I was normal last year - I was an earthling last summer. I had to go back to my alien roots.

It was a cheap shot. They won the game, move on. My thing is, I don't ask for a lot, but I demand my respect, especially from a guy like that.

I'd like to thank everyone who voted for me. And the one guy who didn't vote for me, thank you, too.

Do we play Chicago again? I going to hit Othella Harrington right in the mouth. If he didn't have his clumsy ass on the floor, I wouldn't have fell. How he got on the ground, I don't know. He's clumsy. Quote me on that. I'm going to get him.

I knew I was going to make one. I wanted to make two, but the first one rattled in and rattled right out.

I'm not worried about facing the Sacramento Queens. Write it down. Take a picture. I'm not going to talk about this all year. When I get back, there's going to be trouble.

Georgetown. Alonzo was the guy I always heard about. I've always wanted to measure myself against the best.