I'm going back to the old Shaq. I was normal last year - I was an earthling last summer. I had to go back to my alien roots.

It matters in a fatherly way.

The East is going to be pretty easy for me. The Great Chest of the West becomes the Great Beast of the East.

Once you learn how to do something, you don't lose it. Unless you die.

I started out as a young Ninja and killed all of the Shoguns. I am a Shogun now and I'm holding my spot. There probably won't be another Shogun after this.

Talk to the guys that ain't doing nothing, don't talk to me. I just want eight guys out there with me who want to play.

My message to little kids who aspire to be anything they want to be is to listen to their parents.