You can't open your presents 'til you write your thank-you letters.

I don't want to be anyone's role model. My mole models were assholes. My role models are dead. My role models never made it to 30, so I'm a bad person to ask for advice.

I look spooky but I’m really nice.

If anyone ever boos you off stage, that is simply applause from ghosts.

If I had to pick between Heaven and Hell, I'd pick Hell, because I can't keep white clean.

I am a Sagittarius. Two people live within me. One's a very savvy businessperson; the other's a party girl. Part of me is a very sensitive, connected, balanced person, and the other part is a selfish, fame-seeking asshole. Terrorist, really.

When in doubt, freak 'em out.