I consider myself a very passionate person, so as much fun as I like to have, I'm also the biggest asshole I know.

I function because I am on drugs.

If I had to pick between Heaven and Hell, I'd pick Hell, because I can't keep white clean.

I consider myself a very passionate person, so as much fun as I like to have, I'm also the biggest asshole I know.

Am I in the Forbes 100? Absolutely not, and I'll never be there. But for the first time I make so much money that I feel poor, like I have to cultivate and protect this fortune. But I never had more than $20 in my pocket before RuPaul's Drag Race so I feel so privileged with money, it's terrible. I bought a $300 beige t-shirt today.

You can't open your presents 'til you write your thank-you letters.

When in doubt, freak 'em out.