When in doubt, freak 'em out.
You can't open your presents 'til you write your thank-you letters.
If anyone ever boos you off stage, that is simply applause from ghosts.
Never feel guilty. Don't hold yourself back by guilt or fear. No other species in the entire world deals with guilt. Guilt is a bizarre emotion that makes you feel bad about decisions that you make.
I function because I am on drugs.
Every disposable job makes you partially suicidal. But I've always worked because I need to buy drugs and wigs so I could go out in drag and get wasted!