Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years.

Californians are good at planning for the earthquake, while simultaneously denying it will happen.

It's unbelievable the primitive feelings that are aroused by rapid change.

You can always trust information given you by people who are crazy; they have an access to truth not available through regular channels.

The trouble with going crazy is that you have to go around making it up to everyone afterwards. It seems they should be making something up to you.

The freeway is the last frontier. It is unsurpassed as a training ground for the sharpening of survival skills.

You might not have thought it possible to give birth to others before one has given birth to oneself, but I assure you it is quite possible, it has been done; I offer myself in evidence as Exhibit A.