You can always trust information given you by people who are crazy; they have an access to truth not available through regular channels.

Life is like a great jazz riff. You sense the end the very moment you were wanting it to go on forever.

The freeway is the last frontier. It is unsurpassed as a training ground for the sharpening of survival skills.

in California death is one of the most successfully kept secrets there is. If you doubt this, try to find a cemetery.

There is no irritant as painful as an ace up your sleeve that you can never use; it's the kind of thing that causes oysters to produce pearls.

Illusions are crucial to the maintenance of life functions.

Californians are good at planning for the earthquake, while simultaneously denying it will happen.