Food is the most primitive form of comfort.

I sometimes mistake my typewriter for my teeth, because the more I bite the more my column will be read.

Food, sex, and liquor create their own appetite.

The youthful sparkle in Ronald Reagan's eyes is caused by his contact lenses, which he keeps highly polished.

Food is the most primitive form of comfort.

Women without men are usually nervous. ... The important thing is to have a man, even if you just like him. Pleasing him, you will please yourself.

be careful what you want, for you will get it.