[On England:] In this country there are only two seasons, winter and winter.

Women never have young minds. They are born three thousand years old.

Why don't you learn from my mistakes? It takes half your life to learn from your own.

I have heard people say that they drink to forget their sorrows but the more I drink the more sorrows I collect

You can remember the second and the third and the fourth time, but there's no time like the first. It's always there.

Anything's hard to find if you go around looking for it with your eyes shut.

You need someone to love you while you are looking for someone to love.