We teach reading, writing and math by [having students do] them. But we teach democracy by lecture.

A hotel is a place that keeps the manufacturers of 25-watt bulbs in business.

I was an actor before becoming a comedian.

My first job was at a Chicago night club called Mr. Kelly's.

Inside was the second LP album of a comedian's performance before an audience.

The old problems - love, money, security, status, health, etc. - are still here to plague us or please us.

I will always love to perform standup comedy.