I was so cold I almost got married.
We had a lot in common. I loved him and he loved him.
I'm not overweight. I'm just nine inches too short.
Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife.
Where do you go to get anorexia?
I think on-stage nudity is disgusting, shameful and damaging to all things American. But if I were 22 with a great body, it would be artistic, tasteful, patriotic and a progressive religious experience.