Every now and then, when you're on stage, you hear the best sound a player can hear. It's a sound you can't get in movies or in television. It is the sound of a wonderful, deep silence that means you've hit them where they live.

I have bursts of being a lady, but it doesn't last long.

Where do you go to get anorexia?

sometimes in comedy you can make the audience feel poignancy stronger than you can with tears or anguish.

I did a picture in England one winter and it was so cold I almost got married.

I'm not overweight. I'm just nine inches too short.

Now that I'm over sixty, I'm veering toward respectability.