I have bursts of being a lady, but it doesn't last long.

I'm just a Ragetty Anne in a Barbie Doll World

I'm not overweight. I'm just nine inches too short.

I did a picture in England one winter and it was so cold I almost got married.

Now that I'm over sixty, I'm veering toward respectability.

sometimes in comedy you can make the audience feel poignancy stronger than you can with tears or anguish.

I hate to tell you how old I am, but I reached the age of consent 75,000 consents ago.