Never underestimate a backwoods Cajun in a fight, old man.

Shall I show you the door...or would you rather go out through the wall?" - Maris

We almost made it to thirty seconds without an insult. I think we set a new record.

Tell me again how great you are, asshole. Nothing like a steel enema to ruin even your best day. (Fang)

My mission is to kill the bad guy, save the world, and hopefully end up with the girl. (Steele)

How do you do that? (Abbie) What, sweetheart? (Hunter) Make me crazy to beat you one minute and crazy to love you the next. (Abbie)

Ugh! Why couldn’t anyone ever trust her? She wasn’t a two-year-old. If her kindness killed her, then she was better off dead than living a cold, unfeeling life where she misered up all her feelings and possessions.’ (Sunshine)