Don’t, Cassandra. (Wulf) Oh, please. I just want to choke her for a few minutes. (Cassandra)

I say we should stake him to an anthill and throw little pickles at him! (Selena)

And you chose to fight for Artemis instead, what kind of stupid are you? (Jeff)

Please don’t let it be another cop. I’m outta bail money. Wait a minute…I could sell you on eBay and make a killing. (Mark) Not in my current condition. You’d have to sell Caleb or Madaug. I’m sure there’s someone willing to buy two perfectly good white boys. (Nick)

I’m a professional bodyguard. (Leta) Yeah, right. (Aiden) Nope. All true. I know seventy-two ways to kill a man and sixty-nine of them look like an accident. (Leta)

Chris would disagree with you. (Wulf) I think Chris would disagree with a signpost. (Cassandra)

I will fear no evil for I am the baddest beast in the land. (Nick)