That which doesn’t kill us just requires a few centuries of therapy. (Caleb) Yeah, and usually a lot of Tylenol. (Nick)

No offense but I don't relish being someone's science experiment. Been there, done that, and sold the T-shirt for profit. (Sebastian)

The one thing all that battle taught me, is that no one walks away without scars. No one. (Bad Moon Rising)

So, you got QVC? (Simi) Afraid not, sweetie. (Astrid) You got Soap Net? (Zarek shook his head.) You got any TV? (Simi) Sorry. (Zarek) Are you kidding? You boring people. A demon needs her cable. Akri done tricked me. He didn’t tell me I’d have to go without cable. (Simi)

I will fear no evil for I am the baddest beast in the land. (Nick)

It’s been a full week since she left and all you’ve done is sulk like a dying cow. (Kish)

I just love to put a hurt on evil things. (Katra)