Don’t worry, Chris. The day that Sony PlayStation attacks the world and threatens to destroy it, we’ll give you a call. (Katra)

As her father had so often said... Laugh as much as you breathe and love as long as you live.

How many demons and people are enslaved here? (Jericho) Define slavery. (Asmodeus) Kept against their will. (Jericho) Good definition. Counting me? (Asmodeus) Why not? (Jericho) Probably a couple of million…you know it’s really hard to count to a million, plus they’re always dying and new ones are coming in. I tried to count once, but it got really depressing so I stopped. The constant adding and subtracting. Not my forte, really. (Asmodeus)

Did you come out of the womb a dickhead or develop that jockstrap personality on your own? (Hunter)

Humans are capable of so much creativity and goodness and at the same time they are destructive and cruel. (Leta)

Sanctuary, home of the Howlers and stragglers of the Were universe. (Damien)

On second thought she hoped she never met a woman that attractive.. If she did, she would be morally obligated to run her over with her car.." Bride