Ooo, let’s see, I need to get my spicy barbecue sauce. Definitely some oven mitts, ‘cause he’s gonna be hot from being flame-broiled. I need to get a couple of them apple trees to make wood chips so the meat be nice and appley tasting. Give it that extra yumminess, ‘cause I don’t like that Daimon flavor. Ack! (Simi)

She doesn’t want me to own her. (Dante) Well, the Simi doesn’t understand that. Owning’s not so bad. I own akri and he kind of fun. (Simi)

You want me to do what? What part of stupid crawled up your sphincter and died?” – Caleb

It was a typical day of suckage and blowage.’ (Chris)

Have you ever wanted to put your head in a blender and turn on the liquefy switch? (Tate)

These are used solely for Blood Rites. (Leo) Is that like special ed? (Susan)

I’m partial to the truth, Lo. Good, bad or indifferent. (Vane)