Do that again and, bracelet or no bracelet, I’ll tear your head off and use it for a doorstop. (Xypher)

Where are my guards? (Wulf) Oh, one is right here, but he’s not feeling very talkative. Death has a way of making even the chattiest of people rather quite. As for the other…he’s…oh, wait, dead now. (Stryker)

He attacked us. What was I supposed to do? Invite him to dinner? (Sin)

Have you ever wanted to put your head in a blender and turn on the liquefy switch? (Tate)

You be really careful.” – Sundown “Always. You have to be careful when you fly, or you end up smeared on the side of a building.” – Ren

Speaking of, her family is due in any minute to claim her body. What am I supposed to tell them when we can’t give the body over? Again, I don’t think ‘oops’ will quite cover it. (Tate)

Just out of curiosity, can an immortal choke to death on a bagel? (Francesca)