Laugh it up, asshole. But she who laughs last laughs longest, and I intend to belly roll tonight ~Tabitha

Death is the one predator we can't escape. But vampires have found the loophole so many of us crave. I think that's the allure of vampirism.

Are you two having some sort of strange human thing that you can’t follow what I’m saying? (Simi)

Akri done left his Simi on his arm for far too long. She done got tired and cranky. (Simi)

Ash sarcastically rang an invisible bell with his hand. "Ding, ding, ding. Give that boy a tropphy.

Well, I guess I’m just not as special as you are. (Urian) No one knows their true mettle until it’s been tested. This is yours. Whether you pass or fail is entirely up to you. I can’t tell you what to do, but I know where I’ll be tonight. (Acheron)

Little chickie la la, isn’t dumb enough to fall for that, guys. (Tabitha)