Life before toilet paper was not worth living.

You two go and have fun. I have plenty of stuff here to entertain me with. Plato rocks! (Tory)

Gods, how I’ve missed you. (Stryker) I hate you with every beat of my heart. (Zephyra)

I pity those born of the lighter side. They have no understanding of how seductive cruelty is. The music made out of screams and pleas for mercy. Mmmm. Nothing better. (Noir)

(Nykyrian spun about at the sound, his blaster leveling at the body in the doorway.) Whoa. Friend! (He tapped his chest twice.) Really good guy. ‘Member me? (Syn)

And speaking of scary things, I need to leave. My guides are fading even as we speak. (Talon) I hate when you commune with the dead in front of me. (Kyrian) Are you the asshole who sent the 'I See Dead People' T-shirt to me? (Talon) That would be Wulf. (Kyrian)

But sooner or later, no matter who you are, life uses everyone as its whipping boy.