Come to the dark side. We have cookies.

Oh God, I just kissed a vampire!" Oh Gods, I just kissed a human!

What happened to Darling’s face? (Kiara) It got his. Repeatedly. (Syn)

Hey, Vader, keep your Jedi mind tricks to yourself. That hurt! (Jesse)

No, I was just wondering who you killed to reclaim your health. (Wulf) I’m sure the cows you eat aren’t exactly thrilled by their slaughter either. (Urian) They’re not people. (Wulf) In case you haven’t noticed, Dark-Hunter, there are a lot of people out there who aren’t human either. (Urian)

One of you guys is going to have to feed the vampiric lawyer some blood and it can’t be me. (Caleb) Why? You afraid of a little bite? I’m anemic. (Nick) And I’m Catholic. Doesn’t that knock me out of the running? (Nick)

What do I do? (Jeff) Well, not to insult a man who looks like a rocket scientist in comparison to you, but…run, Forrest, run. (Rafael)