Oh, baby, this ain’t asshole. Trust me. There’s a whole keg of asshole I haven’t even begun to tap yet.

You know the saying, don’t kill the messenger? Hold that thought really, really close to your hearts. (Hermes)

How did you know Cassandra was the mother? (Wulf) I know lots of things when I apply myself. (Acheron)

Your father abandoned us. (Zephyra) I know. You’ve told me that enough that it’s permanently seared into my brain. Still, he’s a part of me and I’d like to have closure. (Medea) You really need to stop watching Oprah. (Zephyra)

In all the universe, your mother is the only thing that truly scares me, especially where you’re concerned. I don’t ever want to be on her dark side. (Adron) Ha ha. And need I remind you my mother wasn’t the one screaming at the pool when you got shoved in. (Devyn) Yeah, all right, so we both have screwed-up, irrational mothers. (Adron)

I accept you as you are, and I will always hold you close in my heart. I will walk beside you forever. (Fang)

What a way to pay a man back for helping you. Gah, I suck as a human being.’ (Shahara)